A letter to the fine folks that build beauty alongside. Epistula ad homines bonos qui pulchritudinem simul aedificant
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I sincerely thank you, wonderful people at Contrado! I won't lose (100 design slots provided for free to the common folk, a known platform Shopify, but not Contrado's payment platform) designated for construction. Behold this blog, so you can understand my sales' scarcity.
Yet, I still anticipate that "Tea Dress" and "Kimono" garments become available up to size 7. How do we make this happen?
My apologies, I chuckled, indeed meant up to size 7XL for the "Tea Dress" and "Kimono" items. It's truly distressing to see a society 'mimicking' the outdated modes of old-fashioned fashion and diminishing sales. It's remarkable that such a shortage still exists in these creations, which are highly accessible and, dare I say, delightful.
In summary, my company remained invisible to Google, the global monopoly, for six years. You might not have known that we live in such a world. I didn't. I'm not a person inclined to paranoia because it's a time-waster. However, I couldn't understand why no one bought anything until this past June. It's paradoxical that something wasn't right, but I didn't want to advertise until I rectified it. It appears that when one submits their webpage's sitemap to Google Search Console, it will, over time, "crawl" to import your entire content. Still, it requires manually typing the word "sitemap.xml" at the beginning for them to do this. They don't tell you that, if by any chance, you or a grammar program inserts a capital letter somewhere along the way, let's say, at the very start, which I must admit is what English grammar programs tend to do as it follows English grammar rules, I suppose. It seems that if this occurs, they don't inform you. Of course, you can spend countless hours on the Shopify Google Sales Channel, and they won't tell you this. You still remain unsearchable by the monopoly. And here's the catch: other few monopolies like Bing from Microsoft don't seem to crawl the web themselves; they just observe what Google did. The good news, though, is that a website of my size will be entirely crawled by Google in about 18 months. Hooray! I now understand what the hindrance was and am starting advertising on Pinterest.